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  • IDK what kind of orgasms OR granola bars you've been having, HoHo, buuuut I'm going to have to go ahead and disagree with you on that one.

    Submitted by 307703 on Jun 30, 11 at 12:12am
  • Too quick or too boring

    Submitted by Phys on Jun 29, 11 at 2:35pm
  • If he was really sorry he would have given you mouthwash and/or a moist towelette.

    Submitted by dadx2 on Jun 29, 11 at 2:32pm
  • Forgot to pull out? Condom broke? Hit you with a stick?

    Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 29, 11 at 2:18pm
  • If he cared, he would've given you a muffin

    Submitted by llama_tacos on Jun 29, 11 at 6:47pm
  • You didn't walk in on him getting a blowjob from your roomie, did you?

    Submitted by pocketPixie on Feb 21, 12 at 9:51pm
  • Granola bars are better than an orgasm ANY day. Especially the cookies and cream ones.

    Submitted by HoHoHoeYo on Jun 29, 11 at 2:49pm
  • Apologies should only be accepted when accompanied by a latte and a promise of multiple o's in in the next session.

    Submitted by janesaddiction on Jun 30, 11 at 12:50pm