afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
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IDK what kind of orgasms OR granola bars you've been having, HoHo, buuuut I'm going to have to go ahead and disagree with you on that one.
Too quick or too boring
If he was really sorry he would have given you mouthwash and/or a moist towelette.
If he cared, he would've given you a muffin
costco muffin FTW
Forgot to pull out? Condom broke? Hit you with a stick?
You didn't walk in on him getting a blowjob from your roomie, did you?
Granola bars are better than an orgasm ANY day. Especially the cookies and cream ones.
Apologies should only be accepted when accompanied by a latte and a promise of multiple o's in in the next session.