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  • 91 66
    Submitted by 307703 on Jun 30, 11 at 12:12am

    IDK what kind of orgasms OR granola bars you've been having, HoHo, buuuut I'm going to have to go ahead and disagree with you on that one.

  • 88 64
    Submitted by Phys on Jun 29, 11 at 2:35pm

    Too quick or too boring

  • 89 72
    Submitted by dadx2 on Jun 29, 11 at 2:32pm

    If he was really sorry he would have given you mouthwash and/or a moist towelette.

  • 87 91
    Submitted by llama_tacos on Jun 29, 11 at 6:47pm

    If he cared, he would've given you a muffin

    • 84 86
      Submitted by nunubeest on Jun 30, 11 at 11:19am

      costco muffin FTW

  • 83 83
    Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 29, 11 at 2:18pm

    Forgot to pull out? Condom broke? Hit you with a stick?

  • 65 74
    Submitted by pocketPixie on Feb 21, 12 at 9:51pm

    You didn't walk in on him getting a blowjob from your roomie, did you?

  • Submitted by HoHoHoeYo on Jun 29, 11 at 2:49pm

    Granola bars are better than an orgasm ANY day. Especially the cookies and cream ones.

  • Submitted by janesaddiction on Jun 30, 11 at 12:50pm

    Apologies should only be accepted when accompanied by a latte and a promise of multiple o's in in the next session.