apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
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It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Boobs speak an international language.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
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I can't turn off my feet"
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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