I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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