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  • 55 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:02am

    Listerine is what the homeless people drink to get drunk. You stay classy there.....

  • 60 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:01am

    Ruining first for the person who will write it!

  • 58 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:28pm

    You realize if you drink the 190 everclear straight that it will burn through your stomach right? Even the 151 Everclear says DIRECTLY ON THE BOTTLE, that your supposed to mix it with something. And thats 20% less alcohol. Enjoy the results of your stupidity.

  • 55 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:09am

    bitch i take everclear to the dome

  • 58 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:05am

    i use milk as a chaser if i ever chase... sounds odd but swear to god you'll never use something different once you've tried it out.

  • 57 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:56pm

    enjoy your slow painful death at the hands of your liver

  • 48 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:22am

    Duh. It contains alcohol

  • 56 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:27am

    Arn't you supposed to call Poison Control if you swallow mouthwash?

  • 54 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 2:29pm

    I've shot Everclear on more than one occasion. Not fun but gets the night going. Its a great way to save money on alcohol for the poor college student.

  • 51 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:43pm

    I'm pretty sure that your liver will be non-functioning in about 2 years if you keep it up. Ever wonder why it says do not swallow on the bottle? Maybe it's because there is reason to believe that it is a carcinogen (although yet to be proven), or maybe because it's not the same type of alcohol you can drink. Way to go idiot.

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:24am

    Next time chase it with a shot of dick

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 3:35pm

    2:29 - Save money on alcohol? By putting yourself at risk for blindness and liver damage? Why not go one step further and start huffing Lysol off a rag? Not only is it a great way to control the population, but it also acts as a catalyst for social Darwinism!

  • 47 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:20am

    Is it true you can fail a breathalizer after using mouthwash?

  • 43 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:23am

    i'll suck your dicks

  • 55 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:20am

    hey 11:12 SUCK MY DICCKK

  • 40 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:39pm

    Call poison control NOW you stomach will explode in 10 hours

  • 44 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:33pm

    @10:20 Not only that, but it makes the breathalyzer read that you'd have a lethal level of alcohol in you. If I'm not mistaking though, I think certain types of toothpastes do the same thing, too.

  • 42 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 6:47pm

    once used cake frosting for a chaser after i did eight shots of E&J brandy...then played two rounds of beer bong, a Mike's hard lemonade, and some Jack Daniel's. i didn't throw up and i wasn't hung over. however, i was talking to the floor, so...guess it wasn't as bad as falling asleep in the bathtub on some clothes everyone had pissed on though...

  • 44 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:29pm

    You aren't supose to swallow listerine...

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:31am

    @ 4:51 .794 does not "roughly equal 8%" That roughly equals 80%. Go back to middle school

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 4:51pm

    151 is not 20% less alcohol than 190. 151 means there's 75.5% alcohol. 190 means there's 95% alcohol. While 95-75.5 is roughly 20, you can't simply subtract with percentages. You divide. 95/75.5 = 0.794. So there is roughly 8% less alcohol in 151 than 190. Mathematical technicalities, yes I now. But I'm bored.

  • 38 40
    Submitted by lindsay6689 on Aug 13, 10 at 1:25am

    Yum.

  • 40 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:03am

    it wont kill you right off the bat..but it causes some liver damage

  • 40 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 4:20pm

    4:51...what a douche.

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 3:42pm

    Pretty sure mouthwash has methanol alcohol in it, not ethanol alcohol...Definitely no good.

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 2:10pm

    Whos saying hes drinking it...could just gargle it....might help with the burn of a shot of evy going down.....although the stuff is crap...when we were younger we couldnt always get LQ so when we did we got a bottle of evy...lasted forever...and so do the stories

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:06am

    the packaging says call poison control only if you swallow more than what should be used regularly

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 7:44pm

    Have fun being blind you dumb chink fuck

  • 37 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:35am

    just drink RUMPLEMINTZ!

  • 35 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 6:04pm

    4:51 is an idiot. .794 means there is 20.6% less alcohol in it. tool

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 3:33pm

    10:20 - Yes it is, but it would be immediately after using it. Sorry.

  • 36 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 1:23am

    too bad the amount of pure and processed alcohol in those two things, in high enough quantities, will kill you. fuckface.

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:25pm

    OP, make sure you have someone that will let us know when you die from alcohol poisoning.

  • 31 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:34pm

    This isn't funny, this is just sad.

  • 21 33
    Submitted by craig6578 on Apr 22, 11 at 10:48am

    Are you native or homeless? Because that is what the natives and homeless people drink. And then they die.