I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Randomize
