He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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