Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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