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  • Submitted by quintvisk on Dec 5, 10 at 10:57am

    If you need a 14" dildo I'm not surprised no one fucks you .... If you can take that much its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

  • Submitted by trickyknowsbest on Dec 5, 10 at 11:47am

    14" WTF?

  • Submitted by soko on Dec 5, 10 at 11:05am

    Sounds painful.

  • Submitted by taylortunetracy on Dec 5, 10 at 12:49pm

    OR *gasp* this person isn't actually a whore for once! If I was shopping with a friend and saw a fourteen inch long dildo for sale, I'd probably get it for lulz. The fact that it has a lifetime warranty is even funnier.

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      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 7, 10 at 2:33am

      ...just in case...

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    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Dec 5, 10 at 2:46pm

    Damn! I was hoping to impress her with my slightly above average penis too! I guess I'll have to settle for my knowledge of actually knowing where the clitoris is located and my prowess for stimulating the lil' man in da' boat!

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    Submitted by BigBoy13 on Dec 5, 10 at 11:39am

    Jesus I hope you don't plan on any man getting to satisfy you, that's like poking a coffee cup with a needle.

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    Submitted by lori_ann87 on Dec 5, 10 at 11:43pm

    Hopefully they don't put returned items back out on the shelf

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    Submitted by quintvisk on Dec 5, 10 at 10:57am

    If you need a 14" dildo I'm not surprised no one fucks you .... If you can take that much its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

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    Submitted by CapN_Winky on Dec 8, 10 at 5:57pm

    anybody ever consider it could be double ended, in which case 14" isn't much. now if its not and has a fist in the end then there is reason for concern.

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    Submitted by enitenite on Dec 6, 10 at 2:55pm

    I want to watch you fuck your pussy with it. Nineoneeightsixtwoninefivefivetwoeight

  • Submitted by Pengz on Dec 5, 10 at 9:15am

    Something that size can make you firsty

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    Submitted by Naysayer123 on Nov 4, 12 at 12:58pm

    Ouch I won't go above nine inches. I prefer ones of a more average size.