I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
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If you need a 14" dildo I'm not surprised no one fucks you .... If you can take that much its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
OR *gasp* this person isn't actually a whore for once! If I was shopping with a friend and saw a fourteen inch long dildo for sale, I'd probably get it for lulz. The fact that it has a lifetime warranty is even funnier.
...just in case...
Damn! I was hoping to impress her with my slightly above average penis too! I guess I'll have to settle for my knowledge of actually knowing where the clitoris is located and my prowess for stimulating the lil' man in da' boat!
Jesus I hope you don't plan on any man getting to satisfy you, that's like poking a coffee cup with a needle.
anybody ever consider it could be double ended, in which case 14" isn't much. now if its not and has a fist in the end then there is reason for concern.
Hopefully they don't put returned items back out on the shelf
Ouch I won't go above nine inches. I prefer ones of a more average size.
Something that size can make you firsty
I want to watch you fuck your pussy with it. Nineoneeightsixtwoninefivefivetwoeight