I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
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oh thats nasty! ( cleveland voice)
Not getting Hep B is worth $6
the first sentence makes it sound like tools are involved... but who are we kidding, they usually are.
seriously just threw up in my mouth... wth
At first I thought he caught her in some auto-erotic session, enjoying some wholesome ChoCha to mouth action with her household gadget.\n\nImagine my chagrin...
Good thing she diddnt spill a colostomy bag.
i read the 1st sentence about 5 times not getting it, finally read the second sentence and then i felt like an idiot lol HERP DERP
Goes to show you; she'll lick just about anything. Bet she'll even go for that cock heart breaker.
I'll give her something to lick