Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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