I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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