i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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