whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
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that is why this weekend, i will be drinking boxed wine from diet coke cans!!!
It isn't about pedophilia, it's a metaphor
but why do we never play nightcrawlers anymore?
4:38 FTW, in a perfect world, Sunny would replace the tarded-ass twilight references.
Wow I love sunny in Philadelphia and dog penis that guy knows us all too well
You better be ready to crash some weddings. It's gonna be a good episode tonight.
You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boys soul!
nobody writes a musical for no reason
I can live w/o a girl who wants to feel like a Cobb salad, however. But I'd bang poor desperate Sweet Dee in a hot minute. The alcoholic waitress too!
Night man sneaky and mean
Guerilla marketing at it's best.
we're crab people now
i know a gale the snail. and i will throw salt all over her by the end of the week.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
makes for a good weekend
Dayman ahhhahhh fighter of the nightman ahhhahhh champion of the sun!! Whoever text this would you be my new BFF? You can be the brains and the brawn I wanna be the wild card :)
Remember to pop that shirt off
First... From the top
This is the best text ever produced on this site
charlie we can play night crawlers
i eat stickers all the time
I'm a phal...full on rapist. Africans, dyslexics, children, that sort of thing.
what if they take it in the face?........in the face!
Fightin Phils dominate LA!
im a full on rapist!!! lmao and ya there will be pics from the diet coke canned wine weekend don't worry
Oh shit. Look at that door dude. See that door right there? That door marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there?
Charlie, Dennis, and Mac are my boyssss.
It puts the penis in it's mouth
Wild card, BITCHES!!!!!
Best show ever
I don't see a door marked 'Pirate'. I see a door marked 'Private'
Hahahaha dude that's awesome!
My friends threw salt all over me this week, calling me gail the snail.
best idea i have ever heard!!!
i wanna party with you
So you will be blowing dead dogs this weekend?
100% Concur. Best text ever. Hands down.
Pro Tip: Just because it's legal to marry your second cousin, doesn't mean you should.
563 FTW!! i loooove that show its too hilarious.
Anyone who likes sunny in Philadelphia blows dead dogs period
jesus how much cheese did you eat man?
lol best f***ing show ever
This show isn't about pretzels...
So you follwed me all the way home? Yep. And you saw me eat that hot-pocket out of the trash can? yep. Any thoughts on that? nope, Charlie perfect.
my friends and I definitely drank franzia from diet coke cans this weekend... gotta love it!
There isn't enough salt in the world for her.
When did I put on greenman?
I AM THE NIGHTMAN!!!!!
We had a wine-in-a-can party last Friday!!!
Remember to to post pics of said weekend!!!!
They must be high all the damn time to do the shit they do. LOVE that show.
I enjoy the cleavland steamer as well
You're my hero.
I guess last weekend I should have crashed a funeral with super soakers, canned wine, and a drunk, old fat guy with weed. Damn.
May I point out a musical about pedophilia is not funny Danny devito not withstanding
i need to know who in the 563 wrote this....
That episode about the toll troll was ridiculously hilarious! The show itself is insane and I am hooked!!
Hahaha i'm still laughing at this. Finally a good text That show is hilarious
looks like I'll be having a milksteak this weekend then
If you like sunny in Philadelphia FUCK YOU
Any dog semen in there?
Best show of all time!
Last friday I drank andre spumante out of a root beer can. It was awesome
if you like this in your ass you like this show
Milk steak and jelly beans
Today, I thought it would be funny to fart in my roommates mouth while he was asleep. I walked over to him and pulled my pyjamas down and let loose. To my surprise it was a very wet one and I accidently took a dump on his face, he woke up and beat me until I was bleeding. FML
that was my text i guess....sorry i party.
When your friends threw salt all over you they should have called you "Edsel the PRETZEL"
So would you be in a Wendy's bathroom with bacon bits and old-fashioned hamburgers right about now?
that was the best intervention ever
My friend and I did wine in a can last Saturday. We were making violent hand guestures with our cans. It was great.
charlie: "whats in the jar? what is in that jar?" episode where charlie and frank are tripping at eagles tryouts