whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
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that is why this weekend, i will be drinking boxed wine from diet coke cans!!!
It isn't about pedophilia, it's a metaphor
Wow I love sunny in Philadelphia and dog penis that guy knows us all too well
You better be ready to crash some weddings. It's gonna be a good episode tonight.
but why do we never play nightcrawlers anymore?
You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boys soul!
4:38 FTW, in a perfect world, Sunny would replace the tarded-ass twilight references.
nobody writes a musical for no reason
Guerilla marketing at it's best.
Fightin Phils dominate LA!
makes for a good weekend
i eat stickers all the time
Night man sneaky and mean
I can live w/o a girl who wants to feel like a Cobb salad, however. But I'd bang poor desperate Sweet Dee in a hot minute. The alcoholic waitress too!
Dayman ahhhahhh fighter of the nightman ahhhahhh champion of the sun!! Whoever text this would you be my new BFF? You can be the brains and the brawn I wanna be the wild card :)
i know a gale the snail. and i will throw salt all over her by the end of the week.
I'm a phal...full on rapist. Africans, dyslexics, children, that sort of thing.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
charlie we can play night crawlers
This is the best text ever produced on this site
we're crab people now
First... From the top
Oh shit. Look at that door dude. See that door right there? That door marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there?
It puts the penis in it's mouth
jesus how much cheese did you eat man?
Charlie, Dennis, and Mac are my boyssss.
i wanna party with you
Remember to pop that shirt off
So you will be blowing dead dogs this weekend?
im a full on rapist!!! lmao and ya there will be pics from the diet coke canned wine weekend don't worry
I don't see a door marked 'Pirate'. I see a door marked 'Private'
100% Concur. Best text ever. Hands down.
lol best f***ing show ever
best idea i have ever heard!!!
what if they take it in the face?........in the face!
Pro Tip: Just because it's legal to marry your second cousin, doesn't mean you should.
Wild card, BITCHES!!!!!
My friends threw salt all over me this week, calling me gail the snail.
Best show ever
You're my hero.
I enjoy the cleavland steamer as well
I guess last weekend I should have crashed a funeral with super soakers, canned wine, and a drunk, old fat guy with weed. Damn.
Hahahaha dude that's awesome!
563 FTW!! i loooove that show its too hilarious.
We had a wine-in-a-can party last Friday!!!
Remember to to post pics of said weekend!!!!
There isn't enough salt in the world for her.
So you follwed me all the way home? Yep. And you saw me eat that hot-pocket out of the trash can? yep. Any thoughts on that? nope, Charlie perfect.
I AM THE NIGHTMAN!!!!!
May I point out a musical about pedophilia is not funny Danny devito not withstanding
Anyone who likes sunny in Philadelphia blows dead dogs period
my friends and I definitely drank franzia from diet coke cans this weekend... gotta love it!
This show isn't about pretzels...
When did I put on greenman?
They must be high all the damn time to do the shit they do. LOVE that show.
i need to know who in the 563 wrote this....
That episode about the toll troll was ridiculously hilarious! The show itself is insane and I am hooked!!
Any dog semen in there?
looks like I'll be having a milksteak this weekend then
Hahaha i'm still laughing at this. Finally a good text That show is hilarious
Last friday I drank andre spumante out of a root beer can. It was awesome
if you like this in your ass you like this show
Today, I thought it would be funny to fart in my roommates mouth while he was asleep. I walked over to him and pulled my pyjamas down and let loose. To my surprise it was a very wet one and I accidently took a dump on his face, he woke up and beat me until I was bleeding. FML
If you like sunny in Philadelphia FUCK YOU
Best show of all time!
So would you be in a Wendy's bathroom with bacon bits and old-fashioned hamburgers right about now?
that was my text i guess....sorry i party.
My friend and I did wine in a can last Saturday. We were making violent hand guestures with our cans. It was great.
Milk steak and jelly beans
When your friends threw salt all over you they should have called you "Edsel the PRETZEL"
that was the best intervention ever
charlie: "whats in the jar? what is in that jar?" episode where charlie and frank are tripping at eagles tryouts