she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
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BITCH YOU THE BEEF IN MY PASTA
Sounds romantic to me...
You are the sour in my kraut?
If she is between 18 and 23, not a big deal, ramen is acceptable in the college years. If she is younger or older she is way too poor to be sleeping with, you made the right call trying to bail.
..sooooooo you're salt and MSG?
Run before she eats you!