I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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