i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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