so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
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Seriously enough with the stupid ass farmville txts. They're not funny at all and they're getting so old
There's a fanpage on fb for "NOT playing farmville
I have wet dreams about you, not Texan ;)
I loooove farmville! Those of you who hate it are just too stupid to know how to rock on farmville!!
What's up with all the hate? In Farmville we are a peaceful bunch.
I'm on tfln on my iPhone while my farmville loads on my laptop on my bed.... This goes down before breakfast
I know how to spell loser.... T-E-X-A-N
He probably looked at you and said "oh, I guess the cow made it"...
Farmville is for fucking loosers.
I hate that stupid farmville thing to the depths of my soul... actually, I really don't care that much. It's just slightly annoying.
Every farmville text gets accepted I see.
This seriously feels like shitty viral marketing.
Where's my cow?\nIs that my cow?\nIt goes HRUUUUUUGH!\nThat is not my cow!\nThat is a hippopotamus.
I'm the real representative of farmville, not that Farmville Farmer guy. I guess even in farmville every Joe schmo gets 15 minutes of fame, even though he is right. It's so great there. We all LOVE to post texts about it.
-farmer from farmville
Yaaaaay farmville!!!!! Everybody loves farmville so much that in farmville we dream about farmville.... and post texts about farmville. It's great.
-farmer from farmville
I fucking HATE farmville! Goddamnit when will that shit die???
I'm with 11:20, it's rediculous
Very creative 11:02 don't you have a sheep that needs fucking
Pro Tip: Just because it's legal to marry your second cousin, doesn't mean you should.
Haha I think I'm the only one to appreciate this! Whoever you are, much respect
Wow get rid of this guy with no life
lmfaoooooo farmville <3
THANK YOU 9:44!!! lame. i felt brain sells die as i was reading this... blah!
Urban I'm going to turn you in for being a cheater!
are you sure he wasn't really talking about shipping real cows. Seriously, look at where you live.
back and forth forever
oh wow a post about farmville how clever original and hilarious!!!
fucking kill yourself if you think this is a fun game.
farmville is the coolest thing that ever happened. it changed my life, i want to become a farmer now. raising all those cute animals :)
Is this the haters homepage, because it sounds like it the way everyone hates on everything.
There's a fanpage on FB for nearly everything, that doesn't matter in the slightest.
I wish any text submitted with the word "farmville" was automatically denied. BORING!
Farmville is for pedophiles retards and people who enjoy bestiality
For those who hate farmville get one and you'll quickly change your mind.
I think this guy could be Texan. He has wet dreams about cows.
Pro Tip? Jeff, is that you?
This is THE dumbest post. Way to not give a fuck about being funny or original. Thanks. GO dIE
3:53 you don't even know how to spell loser....