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  • 80 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:32am

    Every farmville text gets accepted I see.

  • 75 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:29am

    I'm on tfln on my iPhone while my farmville loads on my laptop on my bed.... This goes down before breakfast

  • 73 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:36am

    Seriously enough with the stupid ass farmville txts. They're not funny at all and they're getting so old There's a fanpage on fb for "NOT playing farmville

  • 74 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:58am

    He probably looked at you and said "oh, I guess the cow made it"...

  • 68 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:53pm

    Farmville is for fucking loosers.

  • 74 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:15am

    I fucking HATE farmville! Goddamnit when will that shit die???

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:33pm

    I hate that stupid farmville thing to the depths of my soul... actually, I really don't care that much. It's just slightly annoying.

  • 71 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:48pm

    I'm the real representative of farmville, not that Farmville Farmer guy. I guess even in farmville every Joe schmo gets 15 minutes of fame, even though he is right. It's so great there. We all LOVE to post texts about it. -farmer from farmville

  • 46 35
    Submitted by tmoh on Mar 18, 11 at 6:45pm

    Where's my cow?\nIs that my cow?\nIt goes HRUUUUUUGH!\nThat is not my cow!\nThat is a hippopotamus.

  • 66 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:51pm

    What's up with all the hate? In Farmville we are a peaceful bunch. -Farmville Farmer

  • 70 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:24pm

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

  • 68 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:06am

    I have wet dreams about you, not Texan ;) Mwahhhh!!! <3

  • 70 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:34pm

    I know how to spell loser.... T-E-X-A-N -not Texan

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:20am

    This seriously feels like shitty viral marketing.

  • 63 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:19pm

    Yaaaaay farmville!!!!! Everybody loves farmville so much that in farmville we dream about farmville.... and post texts about farmville. It's great. -farmer from farmville

  • 63 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 6:51pm

    lmfaoooooo farmville <3

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:37pm

    are you sure he wasn't really talking about shipping real cows. Seriously, look at where you live.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:04pm

    I loooove farmville! Those of you who hate it are just too stupid to know how to rock on farmville!!

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:14pm

    Urban I'm going to turn you in for being a cheater! XOXO, Lane Kiffin

  • 67 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:44pm

    I wish any text submitted with the word "farmville" was automatically denied. BORING!

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:56pm

    Wow get rid of this guy with no life

  • 62 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:34pm

    Wuuuurd. Hahahahahahahahaahaha!

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:30am

    THANK YOU 9:44!!! lame. i felt brain sells die as i was reading this... blah!

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:28am

    Haha I think I'm the only one to appreciate this! Whoever you are, much respect

  • 58 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:54pm

    Pro Tip: Just because it's legal to marry your second cousin, doesn't mean you should.

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:40pm

    For those who hate farmville get one and you'll quickly change your mind.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:59am

    There's a fanpage on FB for nearly everything, that doesn't matter in the slightest.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:11pm

    I'm with 11:20, it's rediculous

  • 52 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:36pm

    Is this the haters homepage, because it sounds like it the way everyone hates on everything.

  • 54 86
    Submitted by errrrr on Feb 7, 10 at 2:24am

    farmville is the coolest thing that ever happened. it changed my life, i want to become a farmer now. raising all those cute animals :)

  • 56 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:14am

    Very creative 11:02 don't you have a sheep that needs fucking

  • 53 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 6:25pm

    oh wow a post about farmville how clever original and hilarious!!! fucking kill yourself if you think this is a fun game.

  • 53 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:44pm

    I think this guy could be Texan. He has wet dreams about cows. -not Texan

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:47am

    ))<>(( back and forth forever

  • 55 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:36am

    This is THE dumbest post. Way to not give a fuck about being funny or original. Thanks. GO dIE

  • 43 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:42am

    Farmville is for pedophiles retards and people who enjoy bestiality -farmville hater

  • 48 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:14pm

    Pro Tip? Jeff, is that you?

  • 43 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:15pm

    3:53 you don't even know how to spell loser....