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• (301): View more from Maryland

  you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.

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• (830): View more from Texas

  Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics

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• (209): View more from California

  He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon

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  what does alcohol mean

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  My penis needs a shock collar

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch

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  After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?

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