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  • why do 90 percent of these texts always have "punch lines" ?

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on May 4, 10 at 4:16pm
  • Get a j o b and buy your own drinks

    Submitted by CDNguy on May 4, 10 at 9:32pm
  • Because they were jokes to begin with, I usually talk with punch lines... Some people don't like it but girls think I'm real funny so idc.

    Submitted by Corekth on May 4, 10 at 4:32pm
  • That's just um-cool man.

    Submitted by jbubbya on May 4, 10 at 8:40pm
  • Then you went home alone again like usual.

    Submitted by urallstupid on May 5, 10 at 7:10pm
  • why does everyone always try to scold the OP. you don't think someone else sent that text to the OP and they just posted it?

    Submitted by thumper22 on May 18, 10 at 7:11am
  • Hahaha. MEMPHIS!!!

    Submitted by classandsass on May 4, 10 at 6:52pm
  • After enough drinks those beer goggles will get to to work and you are destined for a BAD morning

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 10 at 6:52pm
  • Miss Kay play, pretty girls don't buy drinks for guys, only fat chicks and cougars

    Submitted by 2144571774 on May 5, 10 at 12:54pm
  • The fact that you have to hit on a fat chick for a drink is sad. Don't have game with the pretty ones?

    Submitted by MissKayPlay on May 5, 10 at 11:17am
  • I think it's hilarious stop being so critical

    Submitted by missjesika on May 4, 10 at 4:42pm
  • You might be guilty of modern sexism in this instance Herschel, which is the phenomena of saying that the problems of sexism are largely over with--this is not the case at all. Also, I have never gotten out of a speeding ticket, and I've gotten four, all by male cops, so this is not an advantage that women experience. I wouldn't want to experience that either, it sounds uncomfortable.

    Submitted by velociraptor on May 5, 10 at 5:09pm
  • What a little bitch.

    Submitted by Megglesm on Jul 26, 10 at 4:24am
  • This text just proves that you will never get married. You're going to be a fat middle aged man one day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 12:43pm
  • If you want to see how the other half lives, find some way to subject yourself to years of systematic sexism that completely shapes your outlook on life and limits your opportunities. Dick.

    Submitted by velociraptor on May 5, 10 at 2:33pm
    • Sexism swings both ways. No way in hell I can get out of a speeding ticket by wearing a low-cut top, for example. Women probably do get the short end of the stick, but it's not nearly as pernicious as it was 50 years ago.

      Submitted by Herschel on May 5, 10 at 3:10pm
  • Mom wouldn't give you drinking money eh? Maybe if you cleaned your room more often.....

    Submitted by Trina on May 6, 10 at 12:12am
  • Corekth those girls are laughing at you, not with you.

    Submitted by SpikeJones on May 5, 10 at 5:17pm
  • I'm going to see how many times I can do this on the weekend. I'll probably wind up totally sober with the stuck-up chicks in my area.

    Submitted by maskedman on May 4, 10 at 6:49pm
  • Karmas a bitch.

    Submitted by jenniferjayde on May 8, 10 at 4:03am
  • Sounds sad.

    Submitted by jltc on Jun 24, 10 at 11:46pm
  • LOVE IT! It's about damn time they get a clue as to how it looks

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 10 at 9:33pm
  • awesome, she was prolly a bitch anyways

    Submitted by gebraic on May 4, 10 at 10:02pm
  • Win!

    Submitted by raptor2905 on May 4, 10 at 6:14pm
  • !!

    Submitted by knuckles on May 5, 10 at 12:29am
  • FIRST MOTHA FUCKAS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by nsgf on May 4, 10 at 5:00pm