Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
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why do 90 percent of these texts always have "punch lines" ?
because they are the only texts mods accept
Get a j o b and buy your own drinks
Because they were jokes to begin with, I usually talk with punch lines... Some people don't like it but girls think I'm real funny so idc.
That's just um-cool man.
why does everyone always try to scold the OP. you don't think someone else sent that text to the OP and they just posted it?
Then you went home alone again like usual.
After enough drinks those beer goggles will get to to work and you are destined for a BAD morning
Miss Kay play, pretty girls don't buy drinks for guys, only fat chicks and cougars
You might be guilty of modern sexism in this instance Herschel, which is the phenomena of saying that the problems of sexism are largely over with--this is not the case at all. Also, I have never gotten out of a speeding ticket, and I've gotten four, all by male cops, so this is not an advantage that women experience. I wouldn't want to experience that either, it sounds uncomfortable.
The fact that you have to hit on a fat chick for a drink is sad. Don't have game with the pretty ones?
If you want to see how the other half lives, find some way to subject yourself to years of systematic sexism that completely shapes your outlook on life and limits your opportunities. Dick.
Sexism swings both ways. No way in hell I can get out of a speeding ticket by wearing a low-cut top, for example. Women probably do get the short end of the stick, but it's not nearly as pernicious as it was 50 years ago.
I think it's hilarious stop being so critical
This text just proves that you will never get married. You're going to be a fat middle aged man one day.
Mom wouldn't give you drinking money eh? Maybe if you cleaned your room more often.....
What a little bitch.
Corekth those girls are laughing at you, not with you.
I'm going to see how many times I can do this on the weekend. I'll probably wind up totally sober with the stuck-up chicks in my area.
Karmas a bitch.
It's about damn time they get a clue as to how it looks
awesome, she was prolly a bitch anyways
FIRST MOTHA FUCKAS!!!!!!!!!!!!