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  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on May 4, 10 at 4:16pm

    why do 90 percent of these texts always have "punch lines" ?

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      Submitted by sequioa on May 4, 10 at 10:46pm

      because they are the only texts mods accept

  • Submitted by CDNguy on May 4, 10 at 9:32pm

    Get a j o b and buy your own drinks

  • Submitted by Corekth on May 4, 10 at 4:32pm

    Because they were jokes to begin with, I usually talk with punch lines... Some people don't like it but girls think I'm real funny so idc.

  • Submitted by jbubbya on May 4, 10 at 8:40pm

    That's just um-cool man.

  • Submitted by thumper22 on May 18, 10 at 7:11am

    why does everyone always try to scold the OP. you don't think someone else sent that text to the OP and they just posted it?

  • Submitted by velociraptor on May 5, 10 at 5:09pm

    You might be guilty of modern sexism in this instance Herschel, which is the phenomena of saying that the problems of sexism are largely over with--this is not the case at all. Also, I have never gotten out of a speeding ticket, and I've gotten four, all by male cops, so this is not an advantage that women experience. I wouldn't want to experience that either, it sounds uncomfortable.

  • Submitted by urallstupid on May 5, 10 at 7:10pm

    Then you went home alone again like usual.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 10 at 6:52pm

    After enough drinks those beer goggles will get to to work and you are destined for a BAD morning

  • Submitted by MissKayPlay on May 5, 10 at 11:17am

    The fact that you have to hit on a fat chick for a drink is sad. Don't have game with the pretty ones?

  • Submitted by 2144571774 on May 5, 10 at 12:54pm

    Miss Kay play, pretty girls don't buy drinks for guys, only fat chicks and cougars

  • Submitted by classandsass on May 4, 10 at 6:52pm

    Hahaha. MEMPHIS!!!

  • Submitted by velociraptor on May 5, 10 at 2:33pm

    If you want to see how the other half lives, find some way to subject yourself to years of systematic sexism that completely shapes your outlook on life and limits your opportunities. Dick.

    • Submitted by Herschel on May 5, 10 at 3:10pm

      Sexism swings both ways. No way in hell I can get out of a speeding ticket by wearing a low-cut top, for example. Women probably do get the short end of the stick, but it's not nearly as pernicious as it was 50 years ago.

  • Submitted by missjesika on May 4, 10 at 4:42pm

    I think it's hilarious stop being so critical

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 12:43pm

    This text just proves that you will never get married. You're going to be a fat middle aged man one day.

  • Submitted by Trina on May 6, 10 at 12:12am

    Mom wouldn't give you drinking money eh? Maybe if you cleaned your room more often.....

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    Submitted by SpikeJones on May 5, 10 at 5:17pm

    Corekth those girls are laughing at you, not with you.

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    Submitted by Megglesm on Jul 26, 10 at 4:24am

    What a little bitch.

  • Submitted by maskedman on May 4, 10 at 6:49pm

    I'm going to see how many times I can do this on the weekend. I'll probably wind up totally sober with the stuck-up chicks in my area.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 10 at 9:33pm

    LOVE IT! It's about damn time they get a clue as to how it looks

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    Submitted by jenniferjayde on May 8, 10 at 4:03am

    Karmas a bitch.

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    Submitted by jltc on Jun 24, 10 at 11:46pm

    Sounds sad.

  • Submitted by raptor2905 on May 4, 10 at 6:14pm


  • Submitted by gebraic on May 4, 10 at 10:02pm

    awesome, she was prolly a bitch anyways

  • Submitted by knuckles on May 5, 10 at 12:29am !!

  • Submitted by nsgf on May 4, 10 at 5:00pm

    FIRST MOTHA FUCKAS!!!!!!!!!!!!