Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
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I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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