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  • 75 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:52pm

    did he do it on purpose?

  • 72 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:29pm

    i've totally done that into our PA system. probably the most hilarious thing ever.

  • 69 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:33pm

    I was a recepient of this text message. Not sure why i felt you should know that.

  • 61 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:55am

    ... I actually laughed... Holy fuck, appocolypse...

  • 64 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:13am

    You must work at my Wal-Mart......

  • 59 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:24am

    he just had a ... epic fail XD

  • 68 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:56pm

    gotta love the 757 ;)

  • 61 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:08am

    that's hampton roads for you. go us.

  • 60 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:04pm

    haha, I read this on FML too!

  • 61 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:37pm

    clean up on aisle thpthpt

  • 67 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:46am

    haha i had a manager that did that once...

  • 56 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:34am

    that is FUCKIN hilarious!

  • 65 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 1:34am

    LOL would've loved to seen that. I'd be one of them laughing like they're on crack. lmfao xD

  • 63 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:03pm

    more room out than in. he probably thought it was going to be a good one and wanted to make sure everybody heard it. i always have the best farts when nobody is around.

  • 57 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:03pm

    Ok, the fuckin text says "Best Night Ever" so how could some1 possibly be stupid enough to vote "Bad Night"

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:52pm

    Can.people.stop.talking.like.this.please.

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:39pm

    just remember that tomorrow when considering using the mic. might still have residue/stinch. good call on his behalf, though.

  • 54 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:57pm

    I want to know where this person works.

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:40am

    @ 1:08am Yeah, no shit. Could be worse, coulda happened at like Rick's Cafe or an iHop, or Dennys. Here's to having nothing to do at 3am, CHEERS!

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:30pm

    You're manager is awesome :D