he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
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11:30, you may not care, but trust me, the chicks who have to taste that are trying not to puke, and will probably not want to do that again.
9:44 im reading that book right now and thought the same thing
y'all are all sillies.
this is dumbbbbbbb, it is scientific that d bags are harmful and don't make it any better. i'd like to see your tongue reach my cervix where the douche reaches. fucking pay attention in school and to reading things. damnnnn.
p.s. i think 6:50 and i are best friends
Omg my area code!!!!! Who?
Did you say a warm apple pie?
oh my god i'm so glad i'm not the only person who's read Rant.
Diet actually has a lot to do with "personal odor". Retards.
Rant Casey. Ha.
Meat makes your vajajay smell stronger. But I love meat, so, too bad. It's not like I'm the one with my face in it.
First, Buster Casey kicks ass in an odd you are your own grandpa kind of way. Second, what you eat affects the way body fluids taste. There is no taste worse than cum from a guy that has eaten a lot of taco bell recently.
Your fault for having a stink cooch
Um, if you eat garlic or onions, that shit leaks from your pores.... You have pores in your vajayjay...figure it out.
Ummmmm what's up Rant Casey?
Ok i'm glad i wasnt the only one that thought of Rant.
I love all the people who thought of Rant instantly.
oh. dear. lord. i dont care if diet plays a role in it. i dont want a soaial retard askin me about why my cum smells weird due to the doughnut and slimjim i ate for breakfast. deal. thats just awkward
I smell my finger cause i looovvvee the smell. tis a beautiful thing.
what did I eat today? your mom.
You are what you eat. so onions, garlic, american chopsuey, asparagus.... very bad.
Yogurt, fruit smoothies, etc.. etc...
So..... what'd you tell him you ate??? HAHA!
What did u answer?
i have a clean smelling vagina. why do you think he came back to me the next night ;)
3:16; I think Rant is one of Chuck's best books.
Well, while it is correct that what you eat does affect your personal odor to a certain extent, I don't think that's the way he meant it...I think the guy is probably just dumb.
Also, douching is harmful to a woman's body and it's chemistry...it upsets the deliberate balance and PH which actually can cause odor and infection, instead of preventing it. The vagina is meant to clean itself, that's what discharge is. (I know, it's gross but it's very true!)
you can only clean it to a certain extent, i have no idea why they sell things like douches, those are terrible, the kill good bacteria too. if you dont have good bacteria in there then you get a yeast infection.
ps: Buster Casey could tell what a girl ate from eating them out, re-read Rant
I now love referring to people by time rather than real names. I'm going to cause mass confusion at work now.
did he finger your asshole?
11:53, you have to be a guy. girls can have perfectly clean, smell-free vaginas without douching. it's called washing yourself. douches are unnecessary and unhealthy.
awh man, that's just horrible.
Smell..!!??? You sure you fingered the correct hole??
LOL LOL LOL @10:47AM
OP = Chuck Palahniuk fail.
According to Tyra: "The vagina is a self-cleaning oven!" No douche required.
shut up, 9:14. 8:51 is exactly right. the same way guys taste better when they eat certain foods, girls can taste better or worse depending on what they eat...
10:35 is a dumbass. Obviously if you eat a burger, you're not gonna smell like a fucking burger down there but it'll taste/smell better if you ate something not so greasy and unhealthy.
Michigan kids are so disgusting, seriously.