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  • 11:30, you may not care, but trust me, the chicks who have to taste that are trying not to puke, and will probably not want to do that again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:37pm
  • Ok i'm glad i wasnt the only one that thought of Rant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:08am
  • Diet actually has a lot to do with "personal odor". Retards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 8:51am
  • this is dumbbbbbbb, it is scientific that d bags are harmful and don't make it any better. i'd like to see your tongue reach my cervix where the douche reaches. fucking pay attention in school and to reading things. damnnnn. p.s. i think 6:50 and i are best friends

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 6:57pm
  • First, Buster Casey kicks ass in an odd you are your own grandpa kind of way. Second, what you eat affects the way body fluids taste. There is no taste worse than cum from a guy that has eaten a lot of taco bell recently.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 7:27pm
  • Did you say a warm apple pie?

    Submitted by BigTank on Jun 13, 10 at 1:09pm
  • You are what you eat. so onions, garlic, american chopsuey, asparagus.... very bad. Yogurt, fruit smoothies, etc.. etc... So..... what'd you tell him you ate??? HAHA!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 8:41pm
  • 9:44 im reading that book right now and thought the same thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 3:35am
  • y'all are all sillies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 3:47pm
  • Rant Casey. Ha. Meat makes your vajajay smell stronger. But I love meat, so, too bad. It's not like I'm the one with my face in it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:47am
  • Omg my area code!!!!! Who?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 11:11pm
  • oh my god i'm so glad i'm not the only person who's read Rant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:16am
  • I smell my finger cause i looovvvee the smell. tis a beautiful thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 5:07pm
  • Um, if you eat garlic or onions, that shit leaks from your pores.... You have pores in your vajayjay...figure it out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:17am
  • what did I eat today? your mom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:48am
  • I love all the people who thought of Rant instantly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:40am
  • I now love referring to people by time rather than real names. I'm going to cause mass confusion at work now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 1:50pm
  • Smell..!!??? You sure you fingered the correct hole??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 10:47am
  • OP = Chuck Palahniuk fail. 1:50, win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 3:19pm
  • Your fault for having a stink cooch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:03am
  • you can only clean it to a certain extent, i have no idea why they sell things like douches, those are terrible, the kill good bacteria too. if you dont have good bacteria in there then you get a yeast infection. ps: Buster Casey could tell what a girl ate from eating them out, re-read Rant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 11:41am
  • oh. dear. lord. i dont care if diet plays a role in it. i dont want a soaial retard askin me about why my cum smells weird due to the doughnut and slimjim i ate for breakfast. deal. thats just awkward

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 11:30pm
  • LOL LOL LOL @10:47AM

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 2:28pm
  • Ummmmm what's up Rant Casey?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:22pm
  • According to Tyra: "The vagina is a self-cleaning oven!" No douche required.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 7:11pm
  • What did u answer?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 3:11am
  • shut up, 9:14. 8:51 is exactly right. the same way guys taste better when they eat certain foods, girls can taste better or worse depending on what they eat...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 10:06am
  • Well, while it is correct that what you eat does affect your personal odor to a certain extent, I don't think that's the way he meant it...I think the guy is probably just dumb. Also, douching is harmful to a woman's body and it's chemistry...it upsets the deliberate balance and PH which actually can cause odor and infection, instead of preventing it. The vagina is meant to clean itself, that's what discharge is. (I know, it's gross but it's very true!)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 10:23pm
  • did he finger your asshole?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 5:00pm
  • i have a clean smelling vagina. why do you think he came back to me the next night ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 4:39pm
  • awh man, that's just horrible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 10:46pm
  • ooooooooooohhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyggggggggggggodddddd

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 4:56am
  • 3:16; I think Rant is one of Chuck's best books.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 10:49am
  • 11:53, you have to be a guy. girls can have perfectly clean, smell-free vaginas without douching. it's called washing yourself. douches are unnecessary and unhealthy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 12:17pm
  • 10:35 is a dumbass. Obviously if you eat a burger, you're not gonna smell like a fucking burger down there but it'll taste/smell better if you ate something not so greasy and unhealthy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 11:09am
  • Michigan kids are so disgusting, seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 11:46am