it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
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Let me guess, she wore sweatpants?
Yes anal can be like that
DPs will do that to you
Lube caught fire?
caught his dad masturbating in the closest again huh
He came in his pants and couldn't get it up again.
Don't matter had sex!
I've had those, too
tell dad its not as wide as mom's snatch
Hahah I love both of the comments above mine