Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
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Pretty sure liver failure isn't funny in real life. Just saying.
That's because you black out from two beers
Alcohol abuse texts are getting pretty old ppl seriously ... And sad , let's get original
I second that!
Yay Darwin! Don't add to the gene pool before you die.
The more you black out, the more prone you are to blacking out.
Cirrosis isn't cool you moron. Just do everyone a favor and jump off a bridge or something
I hope this asshole gets hit by the Coors Light silver bullet train.
Yeah b/c who doesn't love being on dialysis... Real winner there!
Listen to notadoctor, I'm pretty sure if you put yourself into liver failure you might turn yellow from jaundice and I think they can try something that starts with an "a" but otherwise you need a new liver and depending on what you tell your doctor they may not put you on the donor list. Then you would have to talk to your family about getting half of one if their livers...
Its all fun and games till you can't get a liver transplant.
Agreed that these texts are getting old! Not funny at all!
Someone is determined to self destruct
I know s/he's kidding about trying to destroy his liver, but just thinking that reeks of stupidity.
@2:20- dialysis is for kidney failure, dumbass.
Sometimes when your liver fails, your kidneys fail too...I've known someone whose liver problems caused them to get on dialysis.