hell yes lets make some ravioli
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I know her cup size but not her name....
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