sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
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puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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