buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
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they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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