Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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