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  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:08pm

    Who allowed this to get posted? It's neither funny or true. LAME!

  • 42 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:33pm

    TFLN is seriously failing miserably...

  • 42 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:53am

    That's friggin GROSS!!!

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:31pm

    This site isn't called "REAL Texts From Last Night", so what is the big deal if it's fake? WHO CARES?!? It made me laugh, not because it was real, the idea was FUNNY. I'm sure everyone who calls fake doesn't exaggerate or make up stories every now and then, right?

  • 36 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:39pm

    Fake text is fake. TFLN fails are fail. The mods who decide what texts go trhough and what ones don't need to go reevaluate their whole website. Shit's failing.

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:23am

    This text is like my dick, short and to the point. Zing!

  • 40 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:53pm

    people who think saying "fail" "GTFO" or "kthxbai" make them win an argument or sound superior are morons. Good luck trying that in a debate class in college.

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:50pm

    this is so fake its stupid. an whoever thinks this shits real is an idiot

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:28pm

    Wow, I don't understand the obsession with people claiming every text is a fake. Even if what's described didn't actually happen, it doesn't mean it's not a real text.

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:54pm

    fuckin sick. who would post this?!

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:41am

    11:53 has their shit together and knows how things work in the REAL WORLD.

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:05pm

    someone who wanted to get a rise out of people

  • 23 24
    Submitted by hewhoknows on Jul 22, 11 at 6:29pm

    Wow. Tht is really hot bro(no homo). :P

  • 34 46
    Submitted by ThatsMyJewBagel on Apr 4, 10 at 3:14pm

    It's sick it's almost like beastiality O.o

  • 36 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:25pm

    I hope he didnt actually do this...

  • 32 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:20pm

    FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE!!!!!

  • 31 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:39pm

    you are siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick dude

  • 34 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:41am

    11:53. You are a smug peice of shit.

  • 28 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 2:00am

    Haha. Ever seen American pie book of love?

  • 32 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:28pm

    Yeah the mod's on TFLN are def. getting horrible.

  • 35 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:56pm

    Thank you, 11:53. I think I love you.

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:54pm

    " It's YOUR dog...." hahahahahaaa

  • 33 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:13pm

    lol, this is the reason why girls just need to say yes every once in awhile.

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:59pm

    Yes, 8:53, because you sound so CLASSY. Loser.

  • 23 33
    Submitted by steenerstoner on Jun 26, 10 at 5:57pm

    Don't you ever worry that the dog might eat your balls?

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:11am

    Sure 11:53 is a smug piece of shit, if by "piece of shit" you mean "intelligent bastard" or the like.

  • 24 37
    Submitted by johnnyk on Aug 22, 10 at 10:02am

    Ummm ahhhhh urrrrr ehhhhh hmmmmn WHAT THE FUCK

  • 14 18
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 17, 12 at 1:30am

    Anyone whos bitching about the mods on tfln are shitty because the mods didn't let their text through.

  • 32 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:33pm

    This was actually a joke from the Drew Carey show...lame...

  • 23 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:20pm

    Fail = Look in the mirror.

  • 25 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:01pm

    Desperate for some lovin....eewww

  • 8 10
    Submitted by credawg86 on Jul 13, 12 at 11:38am

    Had no one ever just sent their friend a random ass text like this before? I've never sent one about a dog licking my balls but I have sent one this random... So it doesn't mean its fake... And the whole point of this website is to be funny, so just laugh and enjoy it, instead of criticizing every one

  • 34 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:48pm

    ahahhhhhahahahahah, i need to get a dog.........

  • 28 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:57pm

    wtf? red rover red rover red rover lmao

  • 30 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:03am

    OMG! This is the funniest one I have read in a while. You have to love a good sense of humor.

  • 30 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:28am

    why is this wrong, i do this like 5 times a day hahaha

  • 28 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:09pm

    Irony. Look it up. Douche neck.

  • 28 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:42pm

    Saying Fail FAILS. So stupid.

  • 30 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:33pm

    YES 5:19. then ruben in response to kyle........"no, dude we GET it." lol!

  • 30 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:53pm

    who would admit to this?

  • 29 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:53pm

    I will fist fuck your face and then tell you that you failed and I will Stay classy.

  • 32 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:57am

    i like to have sexwithdogs

  • 28 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:53am

    fake 'n' dumb, fuck you to the person who thought this was cute

  • 34 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:37pm

    bestiality... always hilarious.

  • 33 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:49pm

    sexual animal abuse?

  • 29 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:01pm

    All Aboard The Fake Train!!!!!

  • 26 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:13pm

    has anyone seen road trip? geez.

  • 27 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:38pm

    FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE

  • 31 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:19pm

    "It's not cheating if it's your dog" lol, good movie, haven't seen it in awhile

  • 27 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:11pm

    hahahahahaa LOVE road trip.

  • 22 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:11pm

    5:05 the only person its getting a rise out of is dog fuckers.

  • 20 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:13pm

    try two dogs and jerkin off at the same time.....its better when they have long whiskers

  • 22 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 5:24pm

    Jesus have you people never seen road trip? That my friends is not cheating.

  • 23 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:25pm

    d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-DUMBASS!