Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
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My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm too high and old for this...
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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