party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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