you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
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so while qualified people are getting laid off, these idiots are jerking off on the job...
@12:45 are you a chick or dude.....I'm 12:43.
1:21 Is it imagination or surrounding?
11:42 You THINK you've never been caught. The truth is that no one wants you to stop you from doing. Trust me, the rest of us are just as bored as you and need the material for our own, under the desk sessions.
11:26.. i wanna work where u work haha
the human race is fucked.
Nice 1:00...I think this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship......lmao
Shit I got sucked off in da middle of class. I put my jacket ova the desk and she went to town. Teacher never said a word. And I whacked it the next week in the library at a computer desk. I was shitttin on em HS!
1:28 obviously has no idea what there talking about.
12:50 I'm actually a vampire now, I was bit last thursday, so I prefer to be called "ambiguous"
yo I've this thought almost everyday working as an intern
three today so far now.....and counting ill update you every time.
Well you must not be doing it right, 11:17. I can cum anywhere anytime. It'd be a lot harder if i had to whip out a dick every time i wanted to get off.
How does rockin back n forth on your foot feel good?
Oh....and 1:00.....have fun with the 4th one.
twice today so far.....and counting.
Yay for northern Virginia
Fuck the unknown errorrrrrr
11:39 not true. If your legs are under a desk you can't tell. I know from experience. I've never been caught. ;)
11:11 wtf? We girls can do it way easier. I do it at my desk at work all the time. And what's better, we don't need a jizz sock for cleanup.
I bet 12:00 works for a veterinarian...
been there done that.
@1:46 you sick bastard
Way too much movement for a guy under a desk, even if you slow stroke it
12:00 is a mall Santa
As a female, I can masturbate easily just about anywhere I sit. All I do is sit on my foot, rock back and forth a little and presto!
11:44 haha. I agree. I'm overly qualified for the job I have... I have to entertain myself somehow!
Ok. everyone... basically, people get off different ways and some ways work better for people than others... So why are we even arguing about this? lol
wow. people need to stop freaking out. I think what 11:11 said was kinda funny.. why do people feel the need to be so damn serious on this website?
Different people masturbate in different ways. Chill the fuck out people.
i agree with 11:17 ... it's harder to finish.
Just rub up against the corner of a table. Works everytime.
I'M 12:45 and someone said I was a girl, I'm not.
11:44 Hey the guy that was laid off was always sleeping, at least i'm doing something.
I'm stroking it now under my desk. it feels so good
^^ and this is why men are pigs
I agree with 11:39 . It's a lot harder to get away with ... guys can just whip it out under the desk.
11:11 Join the military. You get to jack off in random places all over the world. While carrying a gun.
I tried that once but my boss noticed my desk jumping up and down :(
No need to whip it out, if you got a decent size one it shouldn't be much of a problem to jerk off under the desk without having to whip it out.. Just don't rub it against the zipper.
to the girls saying they do it at work all the time, do you wash your hands after wards or go around giving fishy handshakes?
@11:47 yeah yourself
I used to do that until they became suspicious of the lube and butt hole fleshlight
I'm beating off under my desk right now...
So glad to know I'm not the only one mastubating at work!!! I'm wearing a skirt and no panties...about to treat myself to round 2!!!
Wow. Just. Wow. *Shakes head* girls...
anyone ever thought of doing it in a bathroom?!
12:00 where do you work? Haha I've always wanted to have sex at work too...
I don't know about you all ... but I like to be in the privacy of my own home.
why toy with the idea? nothing beats getting paid to jerk off.
If you ever go to work after drinking, be careful. Whiskey dick makes it take too long to wank at work without gettin busted. FYI.
goddamn...where do all you ladies work.
I'm a teacher and I love jerking off under my desk
Wish i could be your chair 1:43.
i agree with 11:23- it is more of a private thing...
11:19 - only if you're frigid and it takes you a week to cum
Yea I do it at my desk at work all the time. It's super easy when you're wearing a skirt! :)
1:43 - i want to do it right now after reading what you said but the whole arm going up and down on myself might give it away...
chicks 'double clicking their mouse' at works makes me so fucking horny
i havbe beat off at every job i have ever had. i make it a point to do so
2:53 Wow, you find one guy on this string talking about jerking off at work, while the rest of the convo is women who do it and he's a pig?? Misandrist much?
lol 12:50 im a chick
It's only easy if it's a really really short skirt... if it goes to the knee, you have to reach up under it, and that does not look very discreet at all. I would prefer to be a guy in terms of getting off quietly at work. Or in the car.
been there....done that. And I'm a girl!
I'm a girl and I'm glad to find out I'm not the only one I was going to get into counseling before reading all the posts from you sick fucks : )
OMG... I think I know this dude... LMAO!!
I work at burgerking, here's your change. ;]
I think 12:00 works at a funeral home
I wish I was a guy, just so I could jack off in random places like that.
2:53 is that one fat ugly chick at work who is jealous of all the hot girls so she tries to wear tiny clothing and act flirty but it really makes all the guys puke in their mouths
rocking back and forth on my foot right now...
11:16 nuh uh. I'm a girl, too and I think its a lot harder to get away with.
um 12:50 i'm a dude idk who 1:00 is, sick freaks making guys think they are talking to girls
Jerkin' at work is an everyday activity for me. It's the only way to relieve the boredom.
Under the desk is good for nonchalant beating off, if I'm really horny I hit the bathroom. Being a dude, if someone walks in, I just pretend I was using the urinal. Masturbating at work isn't enough of a challenge, I'm more interested in actually having sex at work.
iv rubbed one out probably a good 30 times at my job. i work at a hotel and when im working by myself, theres spots in the back that hav no cameras. its probably really suspicous tho on the cameras as to why im bringing my laptop back there for 5 minutes....but what you cant prove wont hurt.