you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
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so while qualified people are getting laid off, these idiots are jerking off on the job...
1:21 Is it imagination or surrounding?
@12:45 are you a chick or dude.....I'm 12:43.
Shit I got sucked off in da middle of class. I put my jacket ova the desk and she went to town. Teacher never said a word. And I whacked it the next week in the library at a computer desk. I was shitttin on em HS!
11:42 You THINK you've never been caught. The truth is that no one wants you to stop you from doing. Trust me, the rest of us are just as bored as you and need the material for our own, under the desk sessions.
the human race is fucked.
three today so far now.....and counting ill update you every time.
How does rockin back n forth on your foot feel good?
1:28 obviously has no idea what there talking about.
Nice 1:00...I think this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship......lmao
12:50 I'm actually a vampire now, I was bit last thursday, so I prefer to be called "ambiguous"
yo I've this thought almost everyday working as an intern
11:26.. i wanna work where u work haha
twice today so far.....and counting.
Fuck the unknown errorrrrrr
Way too much movement for a guy under a desk, even if you slow stroke it
As a female, I can masturbate easily just about anywhere I sit. All I do is sit on my foot, rock back and forth a little and presto!
Well you must not be doing it right, 11:17. I can cum anywhere anytime. It'd be a lot harder if i had to whip out a dick every time i wanted to get off.
Oh....and 1:00.....have fun with the 4th one.
11:39 not true. If your legs are under a desk you can't tell. I know from experience. I've never been caught. ;)
I bet 12:00 works for a veterinarian...
12:00 is a mall Santa
11:11 wtf? We girls can do it way easier. I do it at my desk at work all the time. And what's better, we don't need a jizz sock for cleanup.
Yay for northern Virginia
@1:46 you sick bastard
Ok. everyone... basically, people get off different ways and some ways work better for people than others... So why are we even arguing about this? lol
i agree with 11:17 ... it's harder to finish.
11:44 haha. I agree. I'm overly qualified for the job I have... I have to entertain myself somehow!
I agree with 11:39 . It's a lot harder to get away with ... guys can just whip it out under the desk.
Different people masturbate in different ways. Chill the fuck out people.
been there done that.
I'M 12:45 and someone said I was a girl, I'm not.
I'm stroking it now under my desk. it feels so good
I'm a teacher and I love jerking off under my desk
I used to do that until they became suspicious of the lube and butt hole fleshlight
I tried that once but my boss noticed my desk jumping up and down :(
anyone ever thought of doing it in a bathroom?!
@11:47 yeah yourself
to the girls saying they do it at work all the time, do you wash your hands after wards or go around giving fishy handshakes?
So glad to know I'm not the only one mastubating at work!!! I'm wearing a skirt and no panties...about to treat myself to round 2!!!
^^ and this is why men are pigs
11:44 Hey the guy that was laid off was always sleeping, at least i'm doing something.
Just rub up against the corner of a table. Works everytime.
why toy with the idea? nothing beats getting paid to jerk off.
I'm beating off under my desk right now...
11:11 Join the military. You get to jack off in random places all over the world. While carrying a gun.
I don't know about you all ... but I like to be in the privacy of my own home.
goddamn...where do all you ladies work.
Wish i could be your chair 1:43.
chicks 'double clicking their mouse' at works makes me so fucking horny
wow. people need to stop freaking out. I think what 11:11 said was kinda funny.. why do people feel the need to be so damn serious on this website?
i agree with 11:23- it is more of a private thing...
If you ever go to work after drinking, be careful. Whiskey dick makes it take too long to wank at work without gettin busted. FYI.
i havbe beat off at every job i have ever had. i make it a point to do so
12:00 where do you work? Haha I've always wanted to have sex at work too...
No need to whip it out, if you got a decent size one it shouldn't be much of a problem to jerk off under the desk without having to whip it out.. Just don't rub it against the zipper.
Wow. Just. Wow. *Shakes head* girls...
1:43 - i want to do it right now after reading what you said but the whole arm going up and down on myself might give it away...
lol 12:50 im a chick
It's only easy if it's a really really short skirt... if it goes to the knee, you have to reach up under it, and that does not look very discreet at all. I would prefer to be a guy in terms of getting off quietly at work. Or in the car.
2:53 Wow, you find one guy on this string talking about jerking off at work, while the rest of the convo is women who do it and he's a pig?? Misandrist much?
I think 12:00 works at a funeral home
11:16 nuh uh. I'm a girl, too and I think its a lot harder to get away with.
I'm a girl and I'm glad to find out I'm not the only one I was going to get into counseling before reading all the posts from you sick fucks : )
OMG... I think I know this dude... LMAO!!
I wish I was a guy, just so I could jack off in random places like that.
2:53 is that one fat ugly chick at work who is jealous of all the hot girls so she tries to wear tiny clothing and act flirty but it really makes all the guys puke in their mouths
I work at burgerking, here's your change. ;]
Yea I do it at my desk at work all the time. It's super easy when you're wearing a skirt! :)
Jerkin' at work is an everyday activity for me. It's the only way to relieve the boredom.
11:19 - only if you're frigid and it takes you a week to cum
um 12:50 i'm a dude idk who 1:00 is, sick freaks making guys think they are talking to girls
rocking back and forth on my foot right now...
been there....done that. And I'm a girl!
iv rubbed one out probably a good 30 times at my job. i work at a hotel and when im working by myself, theres spots in the back that hav no cameras. its probably really suspicous tho on the cameras as to why im bringing my laptop back there for 5 minutes....but what you cant prove wont hurt.
Under the desk is good for nonchalant beating off, if I'm really horny I hit the bathroom. Being a dude, if someone walks in, I just pretend I was using the urinal. Masturbating at work isn't enough of a challenge, I'm more interested in actually having sex at work.