I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
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Read in this with Aziz Ansari voice
Is it bad if the first thing I thought when I read this text was OP was putting actual goldfish in her mouth, not "the snack that smiles back"?
I thought of real goldfish because theres no goldfish snack in Australia