the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
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Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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