Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
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alcohol and pot, works every time! :]
its called alcohol and it heals all wounds
ha. only until you wake up and not only do you have emotional problems but your head also feels like it's splitting in two.
not everyone in western PA goes to IUP?...lol if you think that you're pretty dumb. and arrogant
That's pretty deep, man.
I mean... It really is.
modern veterinary medicine actually doesn't even use stitches anymore. it's medical glue. but good try. the cone really is there so that they don't lick their wounds. smart ass.
Love that this is from 724...
Fuckin A. Cynicism works
It's called Weeeed
Too true and well said... but if the wounds are bad enough I think the invention you're referring to is sedatives. Emotionally immobilizing until the initial shock wears off... alcohol when upset is generally a bad idea... and hangovers don't make the next day better.
i'm pretty sure they have the cone so they don't bite their stitches off. fyi
well, alcohol would be the licking of the wounds, so technically AA would be the cone? Right? Right. AA is the cone.
you can automatically assume 724 is IUP...its like half of the cell and landlines in western PA
724! What the hell. :[ We're better than this.
this text was not sent from IUP. case closed.
I need one of these. Stat.
Aww :-( Dammit, these things are supposed to be funny. Stop depressing me.
There, there...Time wounds all heals.
mwahahahah i put this one up
alcohol heals all wounds? grow up please.
Btw, this goes in my FB status ;)
Bad night, good idea!!
All right. I sent this text to my friend, being serious and trying to make it humorous for her, and she put it on here. I am glad that at least some people think this is as brilliant as I initially thought lololol
This is so true. And alcohol doesn't heal emotional wounds, it encourages drunk dialing, which rips emotional wounds wide open.
story of my life. i agree
i really like that
Wow... that was incredibly well said. Thanks for sharing!
i like this to no end.