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  • its called alcohol and it heals all wounds

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 6:45pm
  • genius

    Submitted by trisaratopz123 on Jun 8, 10 at 1:45am
  • alcohol and pot, works every time! :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 2:50pm
  • ha. only until you wake up and not only do you have emotional problems but your head also feels like it's splitting in two.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 6:50pm
  • not everyone in western PA goes to IUP?...lol if you think that you're pretty dumb. and arrogant

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 9:31pm
  • That's pretty deep, man. I mean... It really is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 5:26am
  • modern veterinary medicine actually doesn't even use stitches anymore. it's medical glue. but good try. the cone really is there so that they don't lick their wounds. smart ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:13am
  • Love that this is from 724...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 1:43am
  • Fuckin A. Cynicism works

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 9:35pm
  • you can automatically assume 724 is IUP...its like half of the cell and landlines in western PA

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 8:31pm
  • Too true and well said... but if the wounds are bad enough I think the invention you're referring to is sedatives. Emotionally immobilizing until the initial shock wears off... alcohol when upset is generally a bad idea... and hangovers don't make the next day better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 2:17am
  • It's called Weeeed

    Submitted by rufasevach on Oct 9, 10 at 11:46am
  • i'm pretty sure they have the cone so they don't bite their stitches off. fyi

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 3:38pm
  • this text was not sent from IUP. case closed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:43pm
  • well, alcohol would be the licking of the wounds, so technically AA would be the cone? Right? Right. AA is the cone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:00pm
  • I need one of these. Stat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 9:39am
  • There, there...Time wounds all heals.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 1:19pm
  • 724! What the hell. :[ We're better than this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 10:15pm
  • alcohol heals all wounds? grow up please.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 7:25pm
  • Aww :-( Dammit, these things are supposed to be funny. Stop depressing me.

    Submitted by WTFmate on Feb 18, 10 at 10:56am
  • mwahahahah i put this one up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:27am
  • Bad night, good idea!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 5:50pm
  • All right. I sent this text to my friend, being serious and trying to make it humorous for her, and she put it on here. I am glad that at least some people think this is as brilliant as I initially thought lololol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 7:06pm
  • Btw, this goes in my FB status ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 5:27am
  • story of my life. i agree

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 9:01pm
  • This is so true. And alcohol doesn't heal emotional wounds, it encourages drunk dialing, which rips emotional wounds wide open.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 9:55pm
  • i really like that like actually

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:07pm
  • Wow... that was incredibly well said. Thanks for sharing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:52pm
  • i like this to no end.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:09am
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