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  • 80 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 6:45pm

    its called alcohol and it heals all wounds

  • 83 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 2:50pm

    alcohol and pot, works every time! :]

  • 75 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 9:39am

    I need one of these. Stat.

  • 77 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:00pm

    well, alcohol would be the licking of the wounds, so technically AA would be the cone? Right? Right. AA is the cone.

  • 74 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 6:50pm

    ha. only until you wake up and not only do you have emotional problems but your head also feels like it's splitting in two.

  • 76 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 1:43am

    Love that this is from 724...

  • 75 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 5:26am

    That's pretty deep, man. I mean... It really is.

  • 61 66
    Submitted by WTFmate on Feb 18, 10 at 10:56am

    Aww :-( Dammit, these things are supposed to be funny. Stop depressing me.

  • 70 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 9:31pm

    not everyone in western PA goes to IUP?...lol if you think that you're pretty dumb. and arrogant

  • 68 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 7:25pm

    alcohol heals all wounds? grow up please.

  • 57 61
    Submitted by trisaratopz123 on Jun 8, 10 at 1:45am

    genius

  • 65 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:13am

    modern veterinary medicine actually doesn't even use stitches anymore. it's medical glue. but good try. the cone really is there so that they don't lick their wounds. smart ass.

  • 64 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 1:19pm

    There, there...Time wounds all heals.

  • 66 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 2:17am

    Too true and well said... but if the wounds are bad enough I think the invention you're referring to is sedatives. Emotionally immobilizing until the initial shock wears off... alcohol when upset is generally a bad idea... and hangovers don't make the next day better.

  • 64 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 9:35pm

    Fuckin A. Cynicism works

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:52pm

    Wow... that was incredibly well said. Thanks for sharing!

  • 68 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 10:15pm

    724! What the hell. :[ We're better than this.

  • 54 69
    Submitted by rufasevach on Oct 9, 10 at 11:46am

    It's called Weeeed

  • 61 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:09am

    i like this to no end.

  • 66 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 7:06pm

    All right. I sent this text to my friend, being serious and trying to make it humorous for her, and she put it on here. I am glad that at least some people think this is as brilliant as I initially thought lololol

  • 66 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 3:38pm

    i'm pretty sure they have the cone so they don't bite their stitches off. fyi

  • 59 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:43pm

    this text was not sent from IUP. case closed.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 5:27am

    Btw, this goes in my FB status ;)

  • 60 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 9:55pm

    This is so true. And alcohol doesn't heal emotional wounds, it encourages drunk dialing, which rips emotional wounds wide open.

  • 57 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:27am

    mwahahahah i put this one up

  • 58 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:07pm

    i really like that like actually

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 9:01pm

    story of my life. i agree

  • 60 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 5:50pm

    Bad night, good idea!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 8:31pm

    you can automatically assume 724 is IUP...its like half of the cell and landlines in western PA