Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
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its called alcohol and it heals all wounds
alcohol and pot, works every time! :]
ha. only until you wake up and not only do you have emotional problems but your head also feels like it's splitting in two.
not everyone in western PA goes to IUP?...lol if you think that you're pretty dumb. and arrogant
That's pretty deep, man.
I mean... It really is.
modern veterinary medicine actually doesn't even use stitches anymore. it's medical glue. but good try. the cone really is there so that they don't lick their wounds. smart ass.
Love that this is from 724...
Fuckin A. Cynicism works
Too true and well said... but if the wounds are bad enough I think the invention you're referring to is sedatives. Emotionally immobilizing until the initial shock wears off... alcohol when upset is generally a bad idea... and hangovers don't make the next day better.
It's called Weeeed
i'm pretty sure they have the cone so they don't bite their stitches off. fyi
you can automatically assume 724 is IUP...its like half of the cell and landlines in western PA
this text was not sent from IUP. case closed.
well, alcohol would be the licking of the wounds, so technically AA would be the cone? Right? Right. AA is the cone.
There, there...Time wounds all heals.
I need one of these. Stat.
alcohol heals all wounds? grow up please.
724! What the hell. :[ We're better than this.
Aww :-( Dammit, these things are supposed to be funny. Stop depressing me.
mwahahahah i put this one up
Bad night, good idea!!
Btw, this goes in my FB status ;)
All right. I sent this text to my friend, being serious and trying to make it humorous for her, and she put it on here. I am glad that at least some people think this is as brilliant as I initially thought lololol
This is so true. And alcohol doesn't heal emotional wounds, it encourages drunk dialing, which rips emotional wounds wide open.
story of my life. i agree
i really like that
Wow... that was incredibly well said. Thanks for sharing!
i like this to no end.