i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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