This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
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Sounds like my dumbass ex boyfriend
The first year you don't get arrested is the beginning of the end of your life. To quote Tom Petty: "You never slow down, you never grow old."
Better late than never?
Wow, welcome to adulthood.
Time for mom to let you spend the night in jail.
Firstly, not knowing the context of these texts is usually what makes them funny.\n\nSecondly, there was only one year I got arrested, and it happened to be unrelated to the fact it was my birthday. \n\nThirdly, I made it through the night w/o going to jail, luckily. \n\nSincerely, \nOriginal Poster