You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • 66 77
    Submitted by ringo420 on Jun 27, 11 at 12:33am

    The first year you don't get arrested is the beginning of the end of your life. To quote Tom Petty: "You never slow down, you never grow old."

  • 60 65
    Submitted by espo on Jun 26, 11 at 3:45pm

    Better late than never?

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Pink85 on Jun 27, 11 at 7:46am

    Sounds like my dumbass ex boyfriend

  • 58 79
    Submitted by Topanga053 on Jun 27, 11 at 9:17pm


  • 53 75
    Submitted by HoHoHoeYo on Jun 26, 11 at 10:28pm

    Forever criminal.

  • 61 92
    Submitted by soccer360 on Jun 26, 11 at 3:19pm

    Wow, welcome to adulthood.

  • 51 75
    Submitted by katnkc on Jun 28, 11 at 8:09am

    Firstly, not knowing the context of these texts is usually what makes them funny.\n\nSecondly, there was only one year I got arrested, and it happened to be unrelated to the fact it was my birthday. \n\nThirdly, I made it through the night w/o going to jail, luckily. \n\nSincerely, \nOriginal Poster

  • 55 84
    Submitted by sdpq1 on Jun 27, 11 at 10:58pm

    Time for mom to let you spend the night in jail.