I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
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Alternate plan: fuck people you want to wake up next to the next morning. It's a lot better. I promise.
They were probably thinking the same thing after seeing you
if you are next to them instead of underneath or on top of them, then you should just roll all the way over and leave in the middle of the night. duh!
Yeh totally never let them stay especially someday one won't leave n a few years later you'll be all,.. Wtf, this guy really??
Rule number one buddy.
wander central park at night you'll never have to worry about that