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  • Alternate plan: fuck people you want to wake up next to the next morning. It's a lot better. I promise.

    Submitted by jltc on Apr 19, 12 at 1:40pm
  • They were probably thinking the same thing after seeing you

    Submitted by ck24 on Apr 19, 12 at 1:48pm
  • if you are next to them instead of underneath or on top of them, then you should just roll all the way over and leave in the middle of the night. duh!

    Submitted by 2Eazy718 on Apr 20, 12 at 2:35pm
  • Yeh totally never let them stay especially someday one won't leave n a few years later you'll be all,.. Wtf, this guy really??

    Submitted by junie519 on Apr 19, 12 at 11:36pm
  • Rule number one buddy.

    Submitted by ssjx7squall on Apr 19, 12 at 1:58pm
  • wander central park at night you'll never have to worry about that

    Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 19, 12 at 9:55pm