i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I just forgot I was standing up.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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