this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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