When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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