he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
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I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
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Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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