yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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