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  • 75 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:31pm

    Your dog might eat it, but he won't respect your drunken ass in the morning

  • 70 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:06pm

    1250: It's not. They're also texts about getting high.

  • 70 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 9:47am

    Cats eat puke too. Just sayin....

  • 65 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 11:40am

    Dude... thats fucking gross.

  • 69 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 5:15am

    5:05- I'm pretty sure most dogs eat their own shit... It's an animal, if they don't wanna eat it then they will leave it the fuck alone... I hope you're a girl, if not you should have your balls revoked for bein a bitch.

  • 75 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:40pm

    Hi, my name is boxxy

  • 56 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:13pm

    @12:50, there's also a good few about getting laid in good, not so good, and downright bad ways.

  • 61 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:05pm

    Me and Jeff have a dog. He's a good boy. -Jeffs Girl

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:31pm

    Ewwww!!! That's disgusting! You shouldn't be allowed to have a dog!

  • 64 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 7:46am

    EAT A FUDGIE POOP STICK!

  • 63 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:55pm

    If I had a Nickel.. -Brandon

  • 60 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:44pm

    gross. to the op AND 12:41

  • 61 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:44am

    Props to this man, I'm sure he dried his hands on his dog as well

  • 57 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:17pm

    Dogs as well as other animals eat shit and puke. Puke half the time smells like food or has chunks of food in it a dog isn't going to think "Oh that's nasty they already ate that" to them it's food it doesn't matter. The shit eating, I don't really know why but they do. Its just their nature.

  • 61 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:02pm

    Haha good call 3:13. Marine corps

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:45pm

    Just because dogs WILL eat vomit, doesn't mean they should. You're seriously an asshole.

  • 66 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:50pm

    Why is every text about vomiting and drinking? Is this fucking Web site moderated by 19 year olds?

  • 63 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:13pm

    Are you in the military by chance? Lol that seems to be the motto... Lol

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:03am

    Please tell me you're in TFA.... closing the inebriation gap.

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:46pm

    Two whole continents!!!! You really are a badass!!

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:22pm

    12:50 - the site revolves around college. Guess you didn't go. It's aimed towards the 18-24 year old demographic. Go away.

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:48pm

    gross to 12:41 yes.......but ive done this plenty of times ... its like a treat for them....they love it lol

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:59pm

    1:22 is a frat boy. He prob showers

  • 58 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:51pm

    Why do they do that? a mate of mine, his dog would eat the cats shit then puke THAT in the kitchen.... Glad I didnt have to clean that up!

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:12pm

    Charles Rutherford thinks the dog likes you, why don't you shit on the floor next time and make ur K9 friend eat it, the true test of loyalty!

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:35pm

    Don't pretend that college is the only place you can do fucked up shit!!!! Try doing meth for an entire summer. I didn't need college for that. Or getting arrested in two continents still no college. Go fuck yourself.