Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
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