that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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