If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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