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  • Submitted by ashannen25 on Sep 10, 12 at 8:37pm

    I can tell you what he didn't do. He didn't wear a condom.

  • Submitted by lol_wat on Sep 10, 12 at 4:02pm

    CLAP, CLAP, CLAP your hands if you're a slut

  • Submitted by Rhapsody on Sep 11, 12 at 12:35am

    You have a UTI, idiot.

  • 97 75
    Submitted by gadawgs23 on Sep 10, 12 at 3:34pm

    Sounds like the best STD ever!! Not...

  • 93 77
    Submitted by porksword on Sep 10, 12 at 9:11pm

    He confused icy-hot for lube?

  • 93 77
    Submitted by karazyboys on Sep 10, 12 at 7:05pm

    Ghonnaherpasyphillays

  • 82 59
    Submitted by security24 on Sep 11, 12 at 12:28pm

    You need antibiotics dear. If you leave a Uti unchecked it could lead to Pelvic Inflammatory Disease.

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 11, 12 at 1:43am

    "I don't want no doctor to stick no needle in me/Why does it hurt when I pee?"

    • 72 84
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Sep 11, 12 at 9:28pm

      Damn younguns, too stupid to know a classic FZ reference and voting it down.

      • 71 64
        Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 12, 12 at 1:02am

        At least *someone* here has some culture. *sigh*

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    Submitted by R3X on Sep 10, 12 at 6:45pm

    It hurts so good.

  • 83 76
    Submitted by Pronfairy on Sep 10, 12 at 11:38pm

    Plague!

  • 71 57
    Submitted by tamsquared on Sep 12, 12 at 12:13am

    Sounds like a trip to the free clinic to me.

  • 83 82
    Submitted by armchairguru on Sep 10, 12 at 10:26pm

    Sounds like a Latex allergy

  • 75 68
    Submitted by notadoctor on Sep 11, 12 at 8:58am

    Zappa ftw!

  • 77 79
    Submitted by notadoctor on Sep 11, 12 at 8:55am

    Zappa ftw!

  • 63 55
    Submitted by photorobert on Sep 16, 12 at 11:49pm

    UTI bitch

  • 78 88
    Submitted by ck24 on Sep 10, 12 at 8:51pm

    AIDS