I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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