id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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