Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
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The doctors said it might burn when you pee if you have (insert std here)
No that would be if it were missing
-crispy is brittle, like bacon
Obamas polls are droping like bill clintons pants
1:18 spells really well, yay for 1:18!
Painful shits, hemmoroids, cramps, you don't want *insert person here* to hear you shitting, you just sat down for the longest shit of your life and left the newspaper JUST out of reach????
I understand, you voted for Obama and now regret it.
Spicy food will do that do you
Shiiit if Its gonna be that kinda party ima stick my dick in the mashed potatoes
Yes, I have a good understanding now, but please, in the future, please flush the toilet
I know Obama jokes the new classic
to cover up the crapping sounds
y'all are wrong. i think it's a temper tantrum
Maybe you need a strong dose of lithium.
Quite taking it up the but
package that small???
Your so gayyyyyyyy your so gayyyy im in dismayyyyyyy that your so gayyyyyy, i want you to lick meeeeee i want you to pump meeeeee i want you to tease meeeeeee i want you to hump meeeeee. please smell my butthole cause its rustyyyyyy please lick my cunt because its crustyyyy
I'm betting this is a guy
1:30. way to go! LOL
1:25. Thank you. HAHA
sometimes a shit can feel like childbirth...you can get sharp pains in your vagina. so i think this is a girl. ussually i just roll around the floor and hold myself when this happens.
Watch for snakes and spiders