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  • 71 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:29pm

    The doctors said it might burn when you pee if you have (insert std here)

  • 68 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:44pm

    No that would be if it were missing

  • 65 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:19pm

    Shiiit if Its gonna be that kinda party ima stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

  • 71 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:23pm

    -crispy is brittle, like bacon

  • 67 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:17pm

    Obamas polls are droping like bill clintons pants

  • 65 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:21pm

    ummmmmmmmmmmmmm................. ew.

  • 71 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:54pm

    Yes, I have a good understanding now, but please, in the future, please flush the toilet

  • 65 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 5:30pm

    1:18 spells really well, yay for 1:18!

  • 61 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:16pm

    Spicy food will do that do you

  • 63 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:23pm

    to cover up the crapping sounds

  • 56 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 11:51pm

    Maybe you need a strong dose of lithium.

  • 56 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 3:39am

    Painful shits, hemmoroids, cramps, you don't want *insert person here* to hear you shitting, you just sat down for the longest shit of your life and left the newspaper JUST out of reach????

  • 58 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 10:02pm

    y'all are wrong. i think it's a temper tantrum

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:18pm

    Quite taking it up the but

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:22pm

    I'm betting this is a guy

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:41pm

    package that small???

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:26pm

    I understand, you voted for Obama and now regret it.

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:29pm

    1:25. Thank you. HAHA

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:40pm

    I know Obama jokes the new classic

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:40pm

    Your so gayyyyyyyy your so gayyyy im in dismayyyyyyy that your so gayyyyyy, i want you to lick meeeeee i want you to pump meeeeee i want you to tease meeeeeee i want you to hump meeeeee. please smell my butthole cause its rustyyyyyy please lick my cunt because its crustyyyy

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:30pm

    sometimes a shit can feel like childbirth...you can get sharp pains in your vagina. so i think this is a girl. ussually i just roll around the floor and hold myself when this happens.

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:25pm

    Watch for snakes and spiders

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:40pm

    1:30. way to go! LOL