Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
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The doctors said it might burn when you pee if you have (insert std here)
-crispy is brittle, like bacon
No that would be if it were missing
Obamas polls are droping like bill clintons pants
1:18 spells really well, yay for 1:18!
Spicy food will do that do you
Painful shits, hemmoroids, cramps, you don't want *insert person here* to hear you shitting, you just sat down for the longest shit of your life and left the newspaper JUST out of reach????
I understand, you voted for Obama and now regret it.
Shiiit if Its gonna be that kinda party ima stick my dick in the mashed potatoes
Yes, I have a good understanding now, but please, in the future, please flush the toilet
I know Obama jokes the new classic
to cover up the crapping sounds
y'all are wrong. i think it's a temper tantrum
Maybe you need a strong dose of lithium.
package that small???
Quite taking it up the but
Your so gayyyyyyyy your so gayyyy im in dismayyyyyyy that your so gayyyyyy, i want you to lick meeeeee i want you to pump meeeeee i want you to tease meeeeeee i want you to hump meeeeee. please smell my butthole cause its rustyyyyyy please lick my cunt because its crustyyyy
I'm betting this is a guy
1:30. way to go! LOL
1:25. Thank you. HAHA
sometimes a shit can feel like childbirth...you can get sharp pains in your vagina. so i think this is a girl. ussually i just roll around the floor and hold myself when this happens.
Watch for snakes and spiders