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  • Obamas polls are droping like bill clintons pants

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:17pm
  • No that would be if it were missing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:44pm
  • ummmmmmmmmmmmmm................. ew.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:21pm
  • -crispy is brittle, like bacon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:23pm
  • The doctors said it might burn when you pee if you have (insert std here)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:29pm
  • Shiiit if Its gonna be that kinda party ima stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:19pm
  • Painful shits, hemmoroids, cramps, you don't want *insert person here* to hear you shitting, you just sat down for the longest shit of your life and left the newspaper JUST out of reach????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 3:39am
  • 1:18 spells really well, yay for 1:18!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 5:30pm
  • Spicy food will do that do you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:16pm
  • I understand, you voted for Obama and now regret it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:26pm
  • y'all are wrong. i think it's a temper tantrum

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 10:02pm
  • Maybe you need a strong dose of lithium.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 11:51pm
  • Quite taking it up the but

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:18pm
  • Yes, I have a good understanding now, but please, in the future, please flush the toilet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:54pm
  • to cover up the crapping sounds

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:23pm
  • package that small???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:41pm
  • 1:25. Thank you. HAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:29pm
  • sometimes a shit can feel like childbirth...you can get sharp pains in your vagina. so i think this is a girl. ussually i just roll around the floor and hold myself when this happens.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:30pm
  • I know Obama jokes the new classic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:40pm
  • Your so gayyyyyyyy your so gayyyy im in dismayyyyyyy that your so gayyyyyy, i want you to lick meeeeee i want you to pump meeeeee i want you to tease meeeeeee i want you to hump meeeeee. please smell my butthole cause its rustyyyyyy please lick my cunt because its crustyyyy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:40pm
  • I'm betting this is a guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:22pm
  • Watch for snakes and spiders

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:25pm
  • 1:30. way to go! LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:40pm