Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
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The doctors said it might burn when you pee if you have (insert std here)
-crispy is brittle, like bacon
Obamas polls are droping like bill clintons pants
No that would be if it were missing
Spicy food will do that do you
1:18 spells really well, yay for 1:18!
Painful shits, hemmoroids, cramps, you don't want *insert person here* to hear you shitting, you just sat down for the longest shit of your life and left the newspaper JUST out of reach????
Shiiit if Its gonna be that kinda party ima stick my dick in the mashed potatoes
I understand, you voted for Obama and now regret it.
I know Obama jokes the new classic
Maybe you need a strong dose of lithium.
Yes, I have a good understanding now, but please, in the future, please flush the toilet
to cover up the crapping sounds
y'all are wrong. i think it's a temper tantrum
Quite taking it up the but
package that small???
1:30. way to go! LOL
Your so gayyyyyyyy your so gayyyy im in dismayyyyyyy that your so gayyyyyy, i want you to lick meeeeee i want you to pump meeeeee i want you to tease meeeeeee i want you to hump meeeeee. please smell my butthole cause its rustyyyyyy please lick my cunt because its crustyyyy
sometimes a shit can feel like childbirth...you can get sharp pains in your vagina. so i think this is a girl. ussually i just roll around the floor and hold myself when this happens.
1:25. Thank you. HAHA
I'm betting this is a guy
Watch for snakes and spiders