It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
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Apparently the apple falls far from the tree after all?
In the case of timmy long schlong, milk man...... You are the father
I always thought the only benefit was good references but being able to avoid humiliating situations might be the biggest surprise...
Mommy finding your condoms, FTL
What are you, like 17?
People go home for spring break...
Yeah, I've heard that several times.\n"I never imagined you were so\n Big. Gets me in more trouble.
Since when are magnums for "big" guys? They are a different shape, but not like ginormous. If u validate ur body based on a brand marketing scheme u must be a newb.
Either way, if it were my son and I didn't THINK they were his, I'd tell him to go out and get some of his own!
short dudes with big cocks unite
Buahahahahaha tis good when ppl underestimate the power of the peepee!