...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Randomize
