"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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