imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
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I have a vagina I play with all the time. Does that count lol
hey, Jersey Guido, your shit's just weak, that's all.
i disagree. i think having a dick is the only thing that makes us try at all. if we werent trying to get laid we wouldnt work or anything
If guys didn't have dicks you all would be useless
47% of statistics are made up on the spot
Not even surprised this is a 609.
True fact: 15 million people are diagnosed with an STD in the US each year.
8:33 we think alike. i love playing with soft wieners. if i was a dude i'd never ever do anything but play with my wiener all day
you could always go join the BME pain olympics... and do the final round
I heard it was 63% of them
sounds like something one head would say to the other on a two headed man
I'm sure you tuck it between your legs in front of a full-length mirror to bring that fantasy to life, OP.
Imagine if you're weren't such a dick, then you're parents would not regret being reproductive.
Jacking off is productive
It's not just length it's the width too that can make a girl scream
uhhhh...9:38 i'm pretty sure its the other way around. If girls didn't have a vagina/boobs they would be useless. Other than for sexual reasons...i hate girls. Learn how to have an intelligent conversation
U know it 8:26 i do that all the time......... Wanna watch me do it?
11:41... a true fact? as opposed to a false fact?
Quick somebody get them a tampon
Haha, guys are idiots.
If I didn't have a dick I'd still be the shit,
Cuz I'd still have a finger and she'd still have a clit
- Struggling Rapper
Don't even joke about that man! Fuck productivity, I want my dick!
I could use one rightttt now... Mhhmmmm
Love bustin! Doesn't matter if I'm gettin laid or catchin a beat. Feels good!!
If "we" didn't have "a" dick? So what I'm hearing is that you 2 are sharing a mutual penis?
12:45 and 1:21,
85% is the number, at last check. But fuck, who'scounting, right?
thinkin with the wrong head...
Thank you 1:45 for answering my question
8:28 only if culture club's "do you really want to hurt me" is playing in the background
9:48 started off with "uhhhhh." don't even dignify that 12:20. he's retarded.
If I had a vagina I'd play with it all day long everyday
You only have one dick between the two of you?
if i didn't have a clit, i would be productive
9:48, I doubt your misplaced sexual frustration passing for "observation" makes you intelligent. Those ladies of the night aren't getting paid for conservation, now.
only if you don't know how to use it
but less re-productive.
...someone had to say it, ok?
Someone needs to keep their dick out of the tootsie roll slicer
As a freshman in college 15 years ago I made the same observation - truth is truth eternal.
If i had boobs i'd play with them all day. I'd try to lick them.
I love when my husband is soft. Soft shaved dick is so much fun to play with. I wish I had one. I'd play with it all the time
beating off right now ill reply later
I would exactly call Princeton south Jersey...don't shame us like that
this is so not true.
9:13 - you BEAT me to it. (pun intended)
Tootsie roll slicer??? What's that?
We had sex on his grandmother's bed!!!!
Ya but spending an hour a day jacking off is fun
I don't know many people that get STDs from masturbation
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