imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
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I have a vagina I play with all the time. Does that count lol
hey, Jersey Guido, your shit's just weak, that's all.
If guys didn't have dicks you all would be useless
i disagree. i think having a dick is the only thing that makes us try at all. if we werent trying to get laid we wouldnt work or anything
47% of statistics are made up on the spot
8:33 we think alike. i love playing with soft wieners. if i was a dude i'd never ever do anything but play with my wiener all day
Not even surprised this is a 609.
True fact: 15 million people are diagnosed with an STD in the US each year.
you could always go join the BME pain olympics... and do the final round
I heard it was 63% of them
I'm sure you tuck it between your legs in front of a full-length mirror to bring that fantasy to life, OP.
It's not just length it's the width too that can make a girl scream
sounds like something one head would say to the other on a two headed man
Jacking off is productive
Imagine if you're weren't such a dick, then you're parents would not regret being reproductive.
U know it 8:26 i do that all the time......... Wanna watch me do it?
11:41... a true fact? as opposed to a false fact?
uhhhh...9:38 i'm pretty sure its the other way around. If girls didn't have a vagina/boobs they would be useless. Other than for sexual reasons...i hate girls. Learn how to have an intelligent conversation
Haha, guys are idiots.
Quick somebody get them a tampon
If I didn't have a dick I'd still be the shit,
Cuz I'd still have a finger and she'd still have a clit
- Struggling Rapper
Don't even joke about that man! Fuck productivity, I want my dick!
I could use one rightttt now... Mhhmmmm
Love bustin! Doesn't matter if I'm gettin laid or catchin a beat. Feels good!!
If "we" didn't have "a" dick? So what I'm hearing is that you 2 are sharing a mutual penis?
12:45 and 1:21,
85% is the number, at last check. But fuck, who'scounting, right?
8:28 only if culture club's "do you really want to hurt me" is playing in the background
9:48 started off with "uhhhhh." don't even dignify that 12:20. he's retarded.
Thank you 1:45 for answering my question
thinkin with the wrong head...
You only have one dick between the two of you?
9:48, I doubt your misplaced sexual frustration passing for "observation" makes you intelligent. Those ladies of the night aren't getting paid for conservation, now.
If I had a vagina I'd play with it all day long everyday
only if you don't know how to use it
if i didn't have a clit, i would be productive
As a freshman in college 15 years ago I made the same observation - truth is truth eternal.
but less re-productive.
...someone had to say it, ok?
Someone needs to keep their dick out of the tootsie roll slicer
If i had boobs i'd play with them all day. I'd try to lick them.
beating off right now ill reply later
I would exactly call Princeton south Jersey...don't shame us like that
this is so not true.
I love when my husband is soft. Soft shaved dick is so much fun to play with. I wish I had one. I'd play with it all the time
9:13 - you BEAT me to it. (pun intended)
Tootsie roll slicer??? What's that?
We had sex on his grandmother's bed!!!!
Ya but spending an hour a day jacking off is fun
I don't know many people that get STDs from masturbation
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